She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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