well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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