I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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