PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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