Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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