member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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