there's paper in my vomit.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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