apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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