Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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