I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I FOUND THE LEGS
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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