Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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