Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
