I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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