Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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