Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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