I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
