yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Come share oat with me in your robe
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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