I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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