thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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