this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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