I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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