He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
