you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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