he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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