Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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