I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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