I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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