pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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