he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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