I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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