I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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