we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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I love you. Go after that dick
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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