Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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