have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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