Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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