Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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