Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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it's like iHOP with fire
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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