piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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