If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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