sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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