i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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