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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES

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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(406): View more from Montana

Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You're barking up the wrong lesbian.

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(425): View more from Washington

After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.

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(334): View more from Alabama

i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"

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(510): View more from California

I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...

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(941): View more from Florida

Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head

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