so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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