There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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