im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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