and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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