I just threw up on my dentist
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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