Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize