And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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