The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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