do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
