all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i think i just lost a toe
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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