Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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