I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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