She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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