he wants to bone in the snuggie
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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