What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
You did what with his pubic hair?
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